Master Cleanse Days 1-2
Just started the Master Cleanse yesterday. I’m trying to ease into this by doing a modified version of the cleanse. I did the laxative tea in the morning and at night, with a small vegan dinner (rice and steamed spinach). I drank the lemonade throughout the day. I started today with the Salt Water Flush. Not a pleasant beverage, but drinkable. All this “flushing” is freaking me...
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their...– Guru Singh (via myyogaon)
colouredking: never take drugs, its rude. ask politely if u can have some
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
things i have learned from school:
how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes
Talking about our problems is our greatest addiction. Break the habit. Talk...– Rita Schiano (via flypurely)
coffeeafterdark: i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid
I'm making a 'They Care' page.
isamiaella: wilsmiths: reblog this and you’ll automatically get put on. it’ll be a page with all your urls, leading to your askbox for anyone that wants/needs someone to talk to. This is a brilliant idea
urbran: when you get to class late and your teacher still isnt there